Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Randomize
