i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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