no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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