Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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