Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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