But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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