Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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