Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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