I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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