I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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