i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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