What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
