Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
high people should be assigned attendants
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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