Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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