I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?�
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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