erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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