YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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