he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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