Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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