big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Randomize
