i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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