Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I think i got beer on your cat.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Randomize
