Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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