i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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