You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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