Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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