I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
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