My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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