I want to have your abortion
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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