thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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