After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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