My girlfriend figured out who you are.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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