Have you finally orgasmed yet?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
