So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Michael Bay diarrhea
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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