so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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