He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
