i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
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