So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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