porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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