..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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