my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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