at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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