FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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