im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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