We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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