Nicole vs. Life
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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