I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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