My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
what if I'm pregnant?
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she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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