Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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