just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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